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Busology

Busology - A humorous look!

"Mounds" of bags in the aisle, the "symphony" of heavy metal music, passengers not moving to the back of the bus, and the "gentle aroma" of food and beverages on the bus-these are the reasons for "Busology".

Busology provides a good natured, humorous reminder to passengers about some situations in the hope that they will be more sensitive to the concerns and needs of their fellow travellers.

It's hard to establish "rules" for some of these situations which cover all circumstances, and which can be easily enforced. While our drivers do their best, there are some situations which really come down to a matter of common courtesy among passengers.

We sincerely hope you enjoy the Busology series, and that it results in a more pleasant ride for you and all passengers.

Back-A-Da-Bus-O-Phobia

Why do some people prefer the sardine treatment at the front of the bus
when there's room in the back? When it's crowded, beat the crush -
step to the back and relax.

Prioritus Seatus

Priority seats are for people who have a hard time standing on a moving bus -
but unfortunately, some people have trouble recognizing that.

Backus Packus Smackus

When walking down the aisle try not to smack us. Please be careful with your
backpacks and other belongings.

Pollutus Transportus

Buses don't have snack bars because they're not restaurants. Imagine if Transit's
135,000 daily passengers each left litter and spills behind. It's not a pretty thought.

Roller Bladeus

Buses often have to stop quickly! For your own safety, please remove Roller Blades
before boarding the bus or please take a seat near the front.

Graffiti Muchos Costus

Transit spends thousands of dollars every year cleaning graffiti. It's not pretty
and it costs all of us a lot of money. Please don't sign the bus. It's not a guest book.

Loudus Obnoxious

Double, double, toil and trouble. Music blares and tempers bubble. Enjoy your music ... quietly please.

Aislus Cloggus

Some people make an obstacle course out of the aisle with strollers and packages.
Please keep your belongings out of the way of other passengers.

Cheapus Skatus

Qualifying high school students, post secondary students, children and
seniors pay reduced fares for some very good reasons. If you're not eligible,
please pay your fair share.

Cardius-No-Goodus

Qualifying high school students and post secondary students pay reduced
fares but only with a valid school Student Photo I.D. Sorry, other I.D.s and notes
from teachers don't count.

Exitus Wrongus

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when by the front door we leave. If possible,
please exit by the rear door.

Blasphemous Vociferus

Why do some people feel the need to use profanity? Please exercise self-control
while sharing the bus with others. Public transit is just that, public.

Odourous Unbearableous

Everyone likes to stop and smell the flowers. Unfortunately, some people are
sensitive or allergic to them, as well as strong perfumes and colognes.
Please be considerate of the effect you may have on others when using transit.

City of Winnipeg : Departments : Winnipeg Transit, Last update: January 19, 2005

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